arkodo
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Post by arkodo on Dec 28, 2013 21:25:21 GMT -5
George R. R. Martin based the most epic character in Game of Thrones on Fergus, but he was so amazing that he had to split the character into four people that represented his personality. Those characters are Khal Drago, Bronn, Davos, and the very goddamn bear from the song The Fair Bear. The reason he's in the song is it's the only way to express the sexual endeavors he has with women, in a non-open-graphic sense.
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Post by Aratus on Dec 29, 2013 18:10:23 GMT -5
hA!
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Post by debuenzo on Dec 30, 2013 12:11:43 GMT -5
Fergus chased a full barrel of jack daniel's with two kegs of berryweiss and belched so loudly, it caused the earthquakes in Japan...
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arkodo
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Post by arkodo on Dec 30, 2013 15:30:35 GMT -5
Must've been in 2011, with the tsunami struck, Good thing thing we know when to document it later on to hypothetically stop future events happening...hopefully...aww who am I kidding, the guys like the shark "Jaws", you can't predict shit when that guy will drink again or what happens afterwards. Its a way of life.
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Post by Azgarehta (Bard) on Jan 1, 2014 16:23:09 GMT -5
Fergus once stopped the invasion of canadian yeti from taking over Illinois. Never heard of it? That's cause SSHHHH...BLACK OPS
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Post by debuenzo on Jan 1, 2014 20:41:28 GMT -5
The merkin was invented after a British nobleman was flashed by Fergus and "wanted to be like that guy."
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Post by Quin'tine on Mar 30, 2014 22:26:13 GMT -5
Fergus once drunkenly trampled through some barbed wire, inspiring an epic tattoo trend for years to come.
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arkodo
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Post by arkodo on Apr 1, 2014 19:25:28 GMT -5
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Post by Azgarehta (Bard) on Apr 1, 2014 23:42:46 GMT -5
So no shit, there I was playing Skyrim, and out of nowhere, this half naked Scotsman wearing nothing but Blue Woad came crashing out of the bushes screaming bloody murder and dual wielding 10 foot glaives. He ran up to this elder dragon I was fighting and took it down with three hits. One with the left glaive, one with the right glaive, and the finishing blow was with his blue woad covered wang.
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Post by Quin'tine on Apr 2, 2014 6:52:25 GMT -5
The dragon shout from Skyrim is based off of the Mighty Fergus when he passed a kidney stone and shouted creating lake Eerie. The stone is now named Devil's Ice Box and people pay to see it at Turkey Run.
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Post by Aratus on Apr 4, 2014 7:16:54 GMT -5
I tend to sneak in at night and lick it. Its salty.
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